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Naruto: Argh, I can't find any damn ramen

Woman:Um...Sir...Do you know the time?

Naruto: GIVE ME RAMEN!!!

Woman:...Um...Um Sorry *runs away*

Sakura: Naruto...what's your problem?

Naruto: Nothing...I just can't find any ramen

Sakura: Did you go to the ramen shoppe?

Naruto: Yeah, They claim they are "out of stock" and it also got stolen

Sakura: Heh well whats the worse that will happen? Lemme guess you will die?! *laughs sarcasticly*

Naruto: *drops down and dies*

Sakura:...oh shit

Sauske: *walks up eating ramen*

Sakura: where did you get that?

Sauske:...I...made...it...

Sakura: Can you make more?

Sauske: No

Sakura: If you do I will kiss you *smiles*

Sauske: your not my type *walks away and steps on naruto's lifeless body*

Sakura: ugh...hmm Well I guess I can make my own ramen *grabs naruto's body and walks to store*

(at store)

Sakura: do you have petrifided vegies, dough, and chicken flavored cubes?

Shop owner: (looking at naruto's body and at sakura's head band) how much ya need?

Sakura: two of each (with saddened voice)

Shop owner: here ya go...free of charge

Sakura: oh...uhh...Thanks

Shop Owner: Heh the pink girl is going to make her own ramen (transforms into orocimaru) hmm....

(At sakura's house)

Sakura: *places Naruto on couch and startes making ramen*

Naruto: *wakes up to the scent of ramen* OH MY GOD YOU FOUND RAMEN!!!!???

Sakura: No,  but im making some

Naruto: I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Sakura: Thanks...*tear falls*

Naruto:  he said he don't like you

Sakura: yes, no, what, who? *smiles sadly*

Naruto:where when and what, I mean sauske, he said he did'nt like you

(timer rings)

Sakura: all done *places bowl in front of naruto* and no

Naruto: *stuffs face with ramen*

Sakura: What Do you think?

Naruto: Its pretty damn good, but why is it red?

Sakura: -_-" oh, um,thats,um food colering *looks at finger*

Naruto: ew

(knock at the door)

Sakura:*answers*

Garra: Where is sauske?

Sakura: *cries*

Naruto: hell if I know

Garra: his brother is looking for him and if I don't find sauske im gonna kill his ass hole brother *looks at itachi*

Itachi: OH GAR GAR IS HE HERE?!!

Naruto: *laughs* I always knew, check the creek

Garra: Help me...PLEASE?!

Naruto:*laughs harder*

Sakura: *slams door* I hate him...

Naruto:*Passes out from chocking on a noodle*

Sakura: NARUTO RAMEN!!!!!!

Naruto: *wakes up* can I have another bowl

Sakura: yeah I guess

Naruto: YAY *starts being flirtatious* so...uh...sakura sience he said no how bout cha be my girl *raises eyebrow*

Sakura: Hell No *kicks naruto in the nuts*

Naruto: *cries* OWE!!!!!

Sakura: *laughs*

(another knock at the door)

Sakura: now what...Orochimaru *answers*

Orochimaru: Tell the fox boy if he wants his ramen he will have to give me his ass

Naruto: WHAT!!!! *grabs kuni*

Orochimaru: yes little boy I promise you will be safe...I have ramen and a rolercoster and i will even use a condom

????: he's mine bitch

Orochimaru: who the hell ar....*stops in sentance*

????: Sauske Uchia *stabs with kuni*

Orochimaru: Dead and has ramen fall all over the place

Naruto: OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: Sakura im sorry...can I have that kiss you promised

Sakura: *kisses sasuke on the cheek*

Naruto: *devoring ramen* your...brot..her ...i..s...l..ooking for you

Sauske: he can go screw himself

Sakura: I call it a day every ones happy right?

Sauske: yep i call it a day as well

Naruto: Yeah me too (looks like  a pregnant cow)

Sakura: bye guys

Sauske: see you

Naruto: I don't feel so good *runs outside and pukes*

                

                                   THE END

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